2000 Ducks

look like 2001 to me !..lol

Doodling in Math: Spirals, Fibonacci, and Being a Plant [1 of 3]

A CLOSER LOOK

''We so rarely look at everyday objects that, when they are pictured under an electron microscope, they take on a new - and sometimes disgusting new life.''

Toilet paper (unused, thank goodness).

Used dental floss.

Used Q-tip.



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Alyssa talking backwards. Poteau Oklahoma

Athiest tattoo

God is an imaginary friend for grown ups.
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Family guilty of murdering three daughters

quote...''A jury in Canada has found an Afghan immigrant couple guilty of murdering their three daughters and the husband's first wife whom they had accused of dishonouring the family. ''
The couple's son was also convicted.
watch the video here.

Lindsay Lohan I Don't Owe That Betty Ford Worker a Dime!

It took her six months, but Lindsay Lohan has finally fired back a response to the Betty ford worker who claims LiLo assaulted her -- and to no one's surprise ... Lindsay is pinning all the blame on her.
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India Factory Workers Revolt, Kill Company President

quote [ The workers were enraged enough to kill Regency’s president K. C. Chandrashekhar after their union leader, M. Murali Mohan, was killed by baton-wielding riot police on Thursday. ]
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Oh good. They will definitely be hired now.

Challenge Of The Day: Read These Chris Rock Quotes And Try Not To Laugh

If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty.

You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.

Don’t argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It’s impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”

“Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain’t got one.”

“You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”

If a kid calls his grandma “Mommy” and his mama “Pam”, he’s going to jail!

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies … a man lie is, “I was at Kevin’s house!” A woman lie is like, “It’s your baby!”

Every time a man’s being nice to you [women], he’s offering you dick.

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YES

Marijuana Mouth Spray Sativex May Hit Shelves By 2013

A British drug manufacturer is hoping for a big score from consumers and a green light from the FDA for its medical marijuana mouth spray in 2013.
Patients take the drug by spraying it into their mouths like a breath spray with a dosage meter. This way, GW Pharmaceuticals says people can derive maximum benefit from the drug without feeling a “high.”
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I've slept with 1,000 men so far - I don't care if people judge me!

quote..“People don’t usually associate sex addiction with women,” says retail manager Crystal, 42. “We’re normally the ones accused of making excuses before the lights go off but with me it’s different. I think about sex all day''.

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Digital Death - What Happens Online When You Die

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TMB Panyee FC short film

this is why i love football.
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LOVEFIELD (Short Film by Mathieu Ratthe)

Lovefield is a short film directed by Canadian Mathieu Ratthe. Lovefield combines elements of horror, suspense and drama to create a story that takes the audience on a roller coaster ride of emotions.
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Filipino Traffic Cop Doing His Job Like A Boss

Amazing Frida Khalo Blended Portraits

quote...''Mexican artist Frida Khalo is world-renowned for her honest self-portraits that expose all of her own recognized imperfections and deepest thoughts. In a new mixed media series, artist Andrea Mary Marshall combines some of Khalo's well-known works with photographs of delicate models decked out in couture fashion.''
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Being British is about...

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Why I still Use The Oxford Comma

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Oh God... Oh wait , nevermind

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A Separation, Iran Golden Globe Winner ( Too Bad this vid can't make it ...

Even
After
All this time
The Sun never says to the Earth,

“You owe me.”

Look
What happens
With a love like that,
It lights the whole sky.

hafiz

мастерпис.flv

the thing with this is that the art is in the process of creation. I don't think just seeing the end product would greatly impress me but the way it was made renders me speechless.

Pizza Boomerang

Valentine's Day: Clementine's singing card

love it !

Yoga By Equinox

''In this advert, an exquisitely beautiful and powerful yogini, Briohny Smyth, clad in fetching skivvies, moves through her acrobatic morning practice in a million dollar Manhattan apartment for all us wistful voyeurs while her oblivious bedroom companion snoozes away in the background''

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Cat Helps With Yoga Routine

Messi wins third Ballon d'Or award

Barcelona and Argentina forward Lionel Messi has won the 2011 FIFA Ballon d'Or to claim the title of world player of the year for the third time in succession.

Messi beat Barcelona team-mate Xavi Hernandez and Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo to emerge triumphant from the final three-man shortlist to scoop the award at Monday evening's Ballon d'Or gala at the Kongresshaus in Zurich.
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Thierry Henry steals the show with classic goal on Arsenal comeback

Henry, the Gunners' record goalscorer, rejoined the club he left for Barcelona in 2007 on a short-term loan deal from New York Red Bulls - and did not disappoint on his return when he came off the bench to slot home the winner on 78 minutes.
Watch Thierry Henry's comeback goal here

Arsene Wenger Press Conference[ watch here ]

Somebody That I Used to Know - Walk off the Earth (Gotye - Cover)

School strip-tease!

Die Hard, Interrupted

Go the Fuck to Sleep - Read by Samuel L. Jackson XD 'Read Description'

Meat Glue Secret

'' This white powder sold by the kilo, is the meat industry's dirty little secret. It's called "meat glue." It makes pieces of beef, lamb, chicken or fish that would normally be thrown out stick together so closely that it looks like a solid piece of meat.''

Happy Ending Massage (Uncut Version)

Girl: you want happy ending

Man: yae

Girl: HAPPY ENDING!!!!!!

A View Inside Iran

quote...''Iran has appeared in numerous headlines around the world in recent months, usually attached to stories about military exercises and other saber-rattlings, economic sanctions, a suspected nuclear program, and varied political struggles. Iran is a country of more than 75 million people with a diverse history stretching back many thousands of years. While over 90 percent of Iranians belong to the Shia branch of Islam -- the official state religion -- Iran is also home to nearly 300,000 Christians, and the largest community of Jews in the Middle East outside Israel. At a time when military and political images seem to dominate the news about Iran, I thought it would be interesting to take a recent look inside the country, to see its people through the lenses of agency photographers. Keep in mind that foreign media are still subject to Iranian restrictions on reporting.''

Amin Gholami, right, dances in Azeri-style as Aydin Kanani plays a Gaval, a large tambourine, in the Gharadagh mountainous area in northwestern, Iran, on October 26, 2011. In the 1980s, Iran’s music almost vanished. Music schools went into full recession, police or militias stopped cars to check what passengers were listening to and broke tapes playing pre-revolutionary singers, and clerical institutions even banned music as un-Islamic.

An Iranian man wears Santa Claus costume, as he stands in front of a shop with Christmas decorations, in central Tehran, on December 20, 2011.

An Iranian-Kurd woman talks on her mobile phone as she walks in a bazaar while shopping in Marivan in Kurdistan province, 512 km (318 miles) west of Tehran.

Nature lovers prepare before a trash disposal campaign in the Miankaleh area, 250 km (155 mi) northeast of Tehran , onSeptember 22, 2011. The Persian Wildlife Heritage Foundation (PWHF), an NGO organization, arranged a symbolic trash disposal campaign with 200 environmentally friendly people, along the Caspian Sea. They collected more than 3 tons of trash.

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If you can’t afford a doctor

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Over 5,000 PhD’s work as janitors in U.S.

quote..''There are 18,000 parking lot attendants in the U.S. with college degrees. There are 5,000 janitors in the U.S. with PhDs. In all, some 17 million college-educated Americans have jobs that don’t require their level of education.''
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Contact , tricky mirror scene

''This scene is tricky , tell me if the camera is shooting the girl directly or through the mirror''

Man Utd deny Rooney exit rumours

quote...''Saturday's Independent claims that Rooney's relationship with boss Sir Alex Ferguson has broken down.

But a joint statement from Rooney and the club said: "Any suggestion that Manchester United and Wayne Rooney are to part company is complete nonsense."

The statement continued: "We can assure all United fans that the manager and the club are committed to Wayne Rooney and Wayne is committed to the manager and the club. ''
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US Navy rescues Iranian fishermen from Somali pirates

The US Navy has rescued 13 Iranian fishermen being held by pirates in the Arabian Sea, the Pentagon says.
The 13 were picked up on Thursday after a distress call was received from an Iranian fishing vessel which had been boarded by pirates over a month ago.
watch the video here 

2012 No Pants BART Day

quote [ The 11th Annual No Pants! Subway Ride will take place on Sunday, January 8, 2012 in San Francisco. The whole point to is ride BART without any pants (wear interesting undies and colorful socks) but to act completely normal. ]
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Utica Police Officers Caught on Tape 02-11-2011

How stupid can you be to get caught on the tape of your own police car?

If You Are Happy

Welcome to Burlesque ~ (Cool World & Jessica Rabbit)

Lancelot Link Missile Beach Party

2012

2008: this will be my year
2009: this will be my year
2010 : this will be my year
2011 : this will be my year
2012 : fuck this, i hope the worlds ends !!