Thursday, December 29, 2011

sometimes when it rains - secret garden

Herman Cain's 1986 Sexual Harassment Training

Serebro Mama Lover Серебро Mama Lover English Version

Cruelty

cruelty. don’t talk to me about cruelty
or what i am capable of.

and i killed them. i took a broom to their country

and smashed and sliced without warning
without stopping and i smiled all the time i was doing it.

it was a holocaust of roaches, bodies,
parts of bodies, red all over the ground.

i didn’t ask their names.
they had no names worth knowing.

now i watch myself whenever i enter a room.
i never know what i might do.


by Lucille Clifton

Tiny Chainsaw



quote..''This is not funny. Thousands of Americans die each year because they forget to turn off their chainsaw before putting it back in their pants''.....lol

Formula 'secret of perfect voice'


quote [ Researchers say they have worked out a mathematical formula to find the perfect human voice. ]

You get to hear audio samples of computer generated male and female voices. Both engendering that sonerous ideal.
here is the link.

Priests scuffle at Bethlehem church



Hehehehehe...men of god beating the crap out of each other in one of Christianity most sacred sites ..lol....i love religions !

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

How to Tie a Rope Pentagram



Here's how to use a single rope to create a pentagram-shaped harness or adornment for shibari, club wear, wicca/Beltaine festivities or other fun.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

WoodyAllenJesus

Mud - Lonely this Christmas

The Professor Brothers - Prisoner Christmas



i cant stop laughing :)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero



If I ever go Christmas caroling i'm gonna sing this song at every doorstep.

Tiny Tim - Santa Claus has got the aids




Id PAY to know how he got the AIDS.

Facebook keeps you alive !

quote...''Why people use Facebook or Twitter? Why people share videos, pictures and thoughts online? What pleasure do we get from the basic action of uploading a photo or sharing an idea? In the same breath one can also ask why people participate in reality shows, want to be a celebrity or even skydive? It all lies in the urgent need of every human being to feel alive.
 When you upload a photo to Facebook from your last trip to NYC, you get excited. The excitement doesn’t come from clicking the mouse or commenting “I love shopping in NYC” on your keyboard. It comes from the feeling that in a few minutes (or hours) you’ll get the acknowledgement that you’re alive. When you know that people will see your photo and acknowledge your existence you feel alive. When your friend writes a response comment like “Great photo, you look amazing!” you get the feedback you needed.''
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the most time honored christmas tradition


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Excitement over receiving socks on Christmas

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How I feel after opening all my Christmas presents.


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Intelligent And Friendly Bear

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Rarely Seen Images of North Korea

The death of Kim Jong Il has re-ignited the world's interest in his highly secretive homeland of North Korea.
Here are 100 photos, painstakingly curated by the managing editor of Superchief Magazine



more pictures here

inspirational quote of the day !

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Monday, December 12, 2011

Man Takes Out Mom’s Fake Obit to Get Paid Time Off.  [gawker]
"Hey, remember the time you took out an ad in the paper telling the world I was DEAD, YOU USELESS LITTLE SHIT?"-style reminders from his beloved .

In graphics: Youth unemployment worldwide.[BBC]

via [i.imgur]

Proposed S. Korean Towers Resemble Exploding World Trade Center

quote [ The unveiling of pictures of planned luxury residential towers scheduled to be built in Seoul, South Korea, has sparked instant controversy. The reason is obvious. The towers, which include a so-called “cloud” feature connecting them around the 27th floors, clearly resemble the World Trade Towers in the process of collapsing following the 9/11 attacks. ]
via [weeklystandard.]

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Sir Mix-A-Lot - I like big butts ( Official Music Video )

girls - Dwight Twilley (uncensored)

30 Major U.S. Corporations Paid More to Lobby Congress Than Income Taxes, 2008-2010

quote [ By employing a plethora of tax-dodging techniques, 30 multi-million dollar American corporations expended more money lobbying Congress than they paid in federal income taxes between 2008 and 2010, ultimately spending approximately $400,000 every day -- including weekends -- during that three-year period to lobby lawmakers and influence political elections, according to a new report from the non-partisan Public Campaign. ]
via [ ibtimes ]

Funny synchronized sphynx cats

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Wigan 0-4 Arsenal celebrations



At full time though, the cocky Arsenal number one endeared himself to Gooners in the away end at the DW Stadium by marching over and leading them in a rendition of “We’re by far the greatest team the world has ever seen…”

With the majority of modern footballers so aloof from supporters these days, it is moments like theis that mean Szczesny is becoming a “legend” amongst Arsenal fans.
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Senate Bill to OK Indefinite Detention of U.S. Citizens Without Charge, Trial

quote...'In what may be a tale too bizarre to be believed by millions of Americans, the U.S. Senate appears ready to pass a bill that will designate the entire earth, including the United States and its territories, one all-encompassing “battlefield” in the global “war on terror” and authorize the detention of Americans suspected of terrorist ties indefinitely and without trial or even charges being filed that would necessitate a trial
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Sporty Crushes Melons with Her Legs

Join the Fitocracy

quote [ Fitocracy is the game you play to improve your fitness. Play it to track your progress, compete against your friends, and get real results in your physical fitness. ]
Fitocracy is a website where you earn achievement points and complete quests, by working out. It's a nifty way to encourage yourself to get in better shape. If you're already working out, it's a good way to keep track, and more importantly, bragging rights.
here is the link

CAIN TOUCHED THIS



Cain drops out of US presidential race...now i going to order pizza !

Brazil great Socrates on life support

''Former Brazil captain Socrates is back in the hospital and on life support, though the 57-year-old's condition has shown slight improvement since being admitted Thursday.

A hospital in Sao Paulo says Socrates is suffering from septic shock resulting from an intestinal infection, with symptoms first appearing after a Thursday stroganoff dinner, according to Brazil's Globo Esporte.

Socrates was last in the hospital in September. That was for a hemorrhage caused by high pressure in the vein that carries blood from the digestive system to the liver.

Thursday's admission marks the third time this year the Brazil icon has been hospitalized for gastrointestinal problems.''
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Mile-high madness with Richard Simmons! #RICHROLL

Student challenges Bachmann on marriage



I was even more stumped by the reason Bachmann gave for this: because it’s the law.A democracy is supposed to propose/change laws to fit the needs of their citizens, not to subject their citizens blindly to laws that are immutable.

The US will soon have to invade itself in the name of democracy…

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Movers, deputies refuse to evict 103-year-old woman

quote [ A 103-year-old woman and her 83-year-old daughter were just moments from being evicted from their home Tuesday, when sheriff's deputies and the moving company hired by the bank decided not to go through with the action. ]
Law seasoned with grace and charity.[ watch the video here ]

Is she 18 yet?

Phony doctor accused of using cement, superglue and household products in plastic

quote [ Oneal Ron Morris claimed to be a plastic surgeon and allegedly offered low-cost household operations to sculpt sexy buttocks, fuller cheeks and luscious lips ...

Using fake credentials, Morris is accused of using a dangerous mix of cement, an aerosol for flat tires and Super Glue to get results ]
link here

World's first sex school opens in Vienna



quote [ Austria will be at Europe's forefront in sex education, upon December 14th's inauguration of AISOS - the "Austrian International School of Sex." Here, interested parties can learn everything about the game of love. ]
link here

Wall-E Ending HQ

Bizzle gets some Dunkers.

Deadly Salmon-Virus Tests Kept Secret for Years by Canada, Leaked Documents Say.[seattleweekly]

'Pepper Spray Cop' Joins NASA
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Coca-Cola product suspected in China death.[yahoo]

Michele Bachmann: U.S. Embassy In Iran (Which Doesn't Exist) Would Be Closed Under My Watch [huffingtonpost]

''UAE women can now pass on nationality to children ''
The United Arab Emirates (UAE) announced Wednesday that children of Emirati women married to foreigners could apply for citizenship once they turned 18, moving closer to giving women the same nationality rights as men.[saudigazette]

Monster tree washes ashore

''Flooding, high tides and blasting winds worked together to land a massive drift log taller than a single-story house.''

link here