Thursday, January 27, 2011

Holy Homo Batman!!!


i knew it...i knew it....i knew something was going on between batman and superman .!
see, i was right !!
just joking here..
hope my gay friends don't mind..
reza.

Are you going to eat that ?


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“gotcha”

The tragic life of a street vendor

Al Jazeera travels to the birthplace of Tunisia's uprising and speaks to Mohamed Bouazizi's family.
..."In a country where officials have little concern for the rights of citizens, there was nothing extraordinary about humiliating a young man trying to sell fruit and vegetables to support his family.

Yet when Mohamed Bouazizi poured inflammable liquid over his body and set himself alight outside the local municipal office, his act of protest cemented a revolt that would ultimately end President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali's 23-year-rule."
read the rest of entry here http://english.aljazeera.net

Thought for the day


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go figure


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Piknik Na Kosovski Nacin - FULL SCREEN



How nobody gets shot at a Kosovan picnic is a mystery!
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Marina Abramovic - Balkan Erotic Epic

Ph.D guy explains the benefits of anal massage. He's not kidding.



ohhhh...this is sooooo funny...and the comments are even more funnier...!!
reza.

batman, IRAN !!

Naked Girls with Masks

"Naked Girls with Masks is bold bodily communication, a parody of the self-censorship we all succumb to everyday."






A photo series by Ben Hopper

Sex is:....

"Duty",if done with your Wife
"Art",if done with your Lover
"Education",if done with a Virgin
"Business Transaction",if done with a Prostitute
"Social Work",if done with a Divorcee
"Charity",if done with a Widow & a
"Sacrifice",if done with your own Hand.

The World’s Most Fearless Cleaners

quote ''Enormous man-made structures won’t just clean themselves, you know. Thank goodness then for the brave few who seem more than happy to scale such beasts in an effort to de-grime them; apparently fearless as they swing next to, hang from, and climb up the world’s most impressively large landmarks with bucket and sponge in hand and sturdy stomach. To help you appreciate the job in hand, here are some stunning but often gut-wrenching photos."



more pictures here
How do I get behind a proxy (or seven)?

Egypt: Night Falls, After Day of Rage

Are you afraid of a tax audit?

I am Cornholio!!

First Heartbreak

When is beef not beef? Ala. law firm sues Taco Bell

Think­ing leads to rea­son­ing.…
Rea­son­ing leads to right & wrong.
Wrong leads to revolt. Revolt leads to bad citizens.


Dice Cheating (Banned Version)

The Hidden Sister ('Shine' by Kai Altair)

Monday, January 24, 2011

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-fact replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.''

Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at
school.' He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, '
Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for high
schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.'

Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a
12 Pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for
Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'

THANK YOU MANI FOR THE EMAIL

Debra "Fucking" Morgan - "Dexter" music video



i am in love !!

Daniel Humm Prepares a Gruyere Sandwich

Friday, January 21, 2011

Pulled teeth stored for stem cells - Health - MiamiHerald.com

Texting woman falls in fountain, files lawsuit

2012 is a damn lie! And here's why
quote [ There are some things you need to know about the many rumors of the "end of the world" or "Doomsday" in 2012 1 . The "2012 doomsday" is a hoax, a fraud, and a con job. It is a cruel and disgusting lie being promoted by scam artists after money; First they scare people to death that something terrible is going to happen, then publish books and videoson "how to survive the apocalypse". Get the scam?! You're not going to fall for something like that… right? ]
 
 Abortion Doctor Charged With Murder for Inducing Live-birth and then Killing Viable Infants with Scissors
quote [ Dr. Gosnell "induced labor, forced the live birth of viable babies in the sixth, seventh, eighth month of pregnancy and then killed those babies by cutting into the back of the neck with scissors and severing their spinal cord," Mr. Williams said.

Dr. Kermit Gosnell, 69, made millions of dollars over 30 years, performing as many illegal, late-term abortions as he could, prosecutors said. ]

Two suns, 2012, no night, OMFG!!!!!!!
quote [ The infamous red super-giant star in Orion’s nebula - Betelgeuse - is predicted to go gangbusters and the impending super-nova may reach Earth before 2012. ]
 
Mass Bird Death Solved
quote [ Mysterious mass bird deaths was the product of a USDA avicide program. ]

Burning Man 2010
Just got around to posting my Burning Man 2010 gallery. Made a slideshow this time.

"The Dentist Of Jaipur" // a funny shortfilm by Falk Peplinski

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine.

As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat.
Feeling confident & relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here"?
"Why"? Jerry asked, "Does my breath smell like pussy"?
"No" The dentist replied, "Your forehead smells like shit."

holy shit

i just feel sorry for whoever that has to clean up this mess !
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Charlie Chaplin and the Little Tramp

i just love this picture.
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sexy lady liberty

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We're all a bunch of Monkeys!!!

Tell Sarah Palin: Violent threats have consequences

quote.."Sarah Palin has a special responsibility and opportunity in the wake of the attempted assassination of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. For it was Sarah Palin and Sarah Palin alone who earlier put the crosshairs of a gun on Rep. Giffords. And so far, Palin's response has been Facebook prayers for the victims and an official denial that her widely distributed map involved gun sights at all. This is obscene duplicity at best.

Let us be clear. We do not know why the shooter targeted Rep. Giffords. Sarah Palin did not arm him or pull the trigger. We do not know if the shooter admired, loathed or ignored Sarah Palin. We will eventually know, and that will be a different accounting.

But only Sarah Palin put 20 Democratic members of Congress in her crosshairs, and only Sarah Palin bragged that 18 are now gone, leaving Rep. Giffords and Rep. Nick Rahall of West Virginia. "

read the rest of entry here credoaction.com
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Toowoomba Flood 2011.01.10


8 people died in that flood.

4 of them children.

Working Man's Death - Brothers

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.” — Gandalf

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Beer drinking bison rides shotgun Bruce Crove Alberta


maybe now i can say i have seen it all !!
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Michael Caine does Michael Caine

oh god..whats happening here ?

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Romania's witches vow to take revenge on tax-hungry politicians

Self-declared witches in Romania are preparing to curse the country's rulers publicly for taxing their profession under an amended labour law.

Poisonous mandrake plants are due to be hurled into the River Danube and queen witch Bratara Buzea has devised a spell involving cat dung and a dead dog.

Income tax of 16% and health and pension payments have been imposed.

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tell me about man !

Michael Moore :Do you know...

Michael Moore: Do you know that on the day of the Columbine massacre, the US dropped more bombs on Kosovo than any other day?
Marilyn Manson: I do know that, and I think that’s really ironic, that nobody said ‘well maybe the President had an influence on this violent behavior’ Because that’s not the way the media wants to take it and spin it, and turn it into fear, because then you’re watching television, you’re watching the news, you’re being pumped full of fear, there’s floods, there’s AIDS, there’s murder, cut to commercial, buy the Acura, buy the Colgate, if you have bad breath they’re not going to talk to you, if you have pimples, the girl’s not going to fuck you, and it’s just this campaign of fear, and consumption, and that’s what I think it’s all based on, the whole idea of ‘keep everyone afraid, and they’ll consume.’

this is funny and true

Always be critical!

Worst Fight Scene Ever

Beers Filling Up Through the Bottom!




why didn't i think of that...

so far so good .

At least 2011 is starting out better for us than the birds and fish !!!!

CHRIS ROCK on Real Time

“My father got sick when I was 22… and I was poor. And my father had an ulcer, and it exploded, and, you know, all these toxins get in your blood - and basically, my father died 50 days after his ulcer. So I had a father get sick while I was poor. My mother got sick while I was rich. I don’t really wanna get into to it, but my mother was sicker than my father, okay? And my mother’s alive. My mother’s fine, okay?

I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, was I in the right place? Like, this is a hotel! Like, it had a concierge, man! …If the average person really knew the discrepancy in the healthcare system, there’d be riots in the streets, okay? They would burn this motherfucker down.”
— CHRIS ROCK, responding to host Bill Maher asking if he ever went to the emergency room as his primary healthcare provider, on Real Time

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Son of former shah of Iran commits suicide

(CNN) -- Alireza Pahlavi, son of the former shah of Iran, died Tuesday morning at his home in Boston, Massachusetts, a family spokesman said. The spokesman said it was a suicide.

Pahlavi, 44, was the son of the former shah Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, who was overthrown in 1979 and died the following year in exile in Cairo, Egypt.

"It is with immense grief that we would like to inform our compatriots of the passing away of Prince Alireza Pahlavi," the family website said.

"Like millions of young Iranians, he too was deeply disturbed by all the ills fallen upon his beloved homeland, as well as carrying the burden of losing a father and a sister in his young life. Although he struggled for years to overcome his sorrow, he finally succumbed."


AP – Reza Pahlavi, the eldest son of the former shah of Iran, pauses as he addresses the media during a news .

Boston police said they found a man dead from an apparently self-inflicted gunshot wound shortly after 2 a.m. Tuesday at a home in the city’s South End neighborhood.

Alireza Pahlavi’s sister, princess Leila Pahlavi, died in 2001 at the age of 31 when her body was found in a London hotel. It was noted that she had taken a fatal cocktail of prescription drugs and cocaine. Alireza Pahlavi’s father, Shah of Iran died in July 1980 and is buried in Cairo.

Trita Parsi, the president of the National Iranian American Council, said in a statement that “the Iranian-American community was deeply saddened by the news of this tragedy.

“There are many divisions in the community, but on a day like this, I think we are all united in our sympathy with the Pahlavi family for their tragic and painful loss,” Parsi said.

It is all so easy to understand why such a tragedy should happen. Human beings can take only so much, but not for ever. May God bless his soul. My deepest condolences to His Majesty's family.
reza
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Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street (R.I.P. january 4, 2011)



The Scottish singer-songwriter Gerry Rafferty, has died aged 63 after a long illness.

Monday, January 3, 2011