1..Go to Google Maps
2..Click on get directions
3..Set start address as Japan
4..Set end address as China
5..Check # 43....
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Italian Joke
Gennaro is in the USA for only 6 months.
He walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store.
Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Boccelli
leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much . it's all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves for the price of the shoes, $300, and
purchases them.
Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church
basement. Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear his new Boccelli
leather shoes for the first time.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, you
wear red panties tonight?"
Startled, Sophia replies, "Yes, Gennaro, I wear red panties tonight,
but how you know?"
Gennaro answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather
shoes. How you like them?"
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, " Rosa ,
you wear white panties tonight?"
Rosa answers, "Yes, Gennaro, I do, how you know that?"
He replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather
shoes. How do you like them?"
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,
Gennaro asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns
red. He states,
"Carmela, be stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no
panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true!"
Carmela smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties
tonight."
Gennaro gasps, "Thanka God. I thought I hadda CRACK in my $300 Boccelli
leather shoes!"
thanks maanie for the email
He walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store.
Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Boccelli
leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much . it's all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves for the price of the shoes, $300, and
purchases them.
Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church
basement. Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear his new Boccelli
leather shoes for the first time.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, you
wear red panties tonight?"
Startled, Sophia replies, "Yes, Gennaro, I wear red panties tonight,
but how you know?"
Gennaro answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather
shoes. How you like them?"
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, " Rosa ,
you wear white panties tonight?"
Rosa answers, "Yes, Gennaro, I do, how you know that?"
He replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather
shoes. How do you like them?"
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,
Gennaro asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns
red. He states,
"Carmela, be stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no
panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true!"
Carmela smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties
tonight."
Gennaro gasps, "Thanka God. I thought I hadda CRACK in my $300 Boccelli
leather shoes!"
thanks maanie for the email
Saturday, October 30, 2010
A little boy goes to his father and asks
'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess
one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom
and I first got
together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with
your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into
a secluded room,
where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as
I
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine
months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
'You got Male!
thank Maanie for the email.
'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess
one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom
and I first got
together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with
your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into
a secluded room,
where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as
I
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine
months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
'You got Male!
thank Maanie for the email.
Dinosaur Skull Found in Church
quote [ Encased in pinkish marble-like slabs supporting a balustrade, this dinosaur -- or what's left of it -- has for centuries been the most faithful presence in the Cathedral of St. Ambrose in Vigevano, a town about 20 miles from Milan. “The rock contains what appears to be a horizontal section of a dinosaur’s skull. The image looks like a CT scan, and clearly shows the cranium, the nasal cavities, and numerous teeth,” Andrea Tintori, the University of Milan paleontologist who spotted the fossil near the altar, told Discovery News.
read the rest of entry on news.discovery.com
Friday, October 29, 2010
I don't see what the world has against Iran... in my opinion, it was 'Flock of Seagulls' best song!
sickipedia.org
sickipedia.org
Looxcie, a Camera Recording Everything You see !!
i want one of these for x-mass !!!!
A $200 camera you plug into your ear, which then records everything you see, following your field of vision. Several hours are recorded.
blogoscoped.com
A $200 camera you plug into your ear, which then records everything you see, following your field of vision. Several hours are recorded.
blogoscoped.com
Thursday, October 28, 2010
EAT DA POO POO
dear "Pastor Doctor, you and your church are both crazy !!
just where the hell did you learn all these stuff !?
reza.
Religion is like a penis
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around,
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.
via rgoff31.blogspot.com
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around,
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.
via rgoff31.blogspot.com
Chinese women distribute questionnaires to pedestrians for a campaign on breast cancer awareness, in downtown Zhengzhou, north China’s Henan province on October 12, 2010. An increasing taste for Western-style junk food and unhealthy lifestyles have caused the rate of breast cancer among urban Chinese women to jump sharply over the past decade, a state-run newspaper said. (STR/AFP/Getty Images)
5 Things You Won't Believe Aren't In the Bible
A Day In the Life of The Set of the Daily Show/Colbert Report Promo Shoot.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Beauty of Math !
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
and look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
rgoff31.blogspot.com
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
and look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
rgoff31.blogspot.com
Saturday, October 23, 2010
gizmodo.com
The year is 1980, the place.. Wasatch academy.
Hitoshi and Makoto , two of the Japanese students are talking to Chiris Parik in a area called smoke hole! [ the only place we were allowed to smoke at the school ]
she walked to me and said..reza, you got to listen to this.
Staring at her huge size boobs, i put the headphone on and listen to this device!
wow !
what a sound !
that was the first time i listened to walkman !
and i still remember the very first song i heard.
it was billy joel '' IT'S STILL ROCK N ROLL TO ME ''..
Friday, October 22, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Penthouse magazine's Guccione dies at age 79
Bob Guccione, the man who founded the adult publication Penthouse, has died in a suburban Dallas hospital, according to his family ]
today.msnbc.msn.com
RIP - Guccione
i remember when i was in college i loved to read the Penthouse Forum, the pocket-size magazine ..
"Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing you..."
reza.
O'Reilly Goes On An Anti-Muslim Tear
FUCK YOU Bill O'Reilly...
FUCK YOU !.
fuck you for callin all the iranians terrorists.
2.40 on the tape...
reza.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Indian Tomb
Beautiful Debra Paget, an inspired costume, a bad papier mache cobra and a little Fritz Lang magic.
if you want...start watchin it from 2.55 min....
i love it.!
alfredospaella.blogspot.com
AS I WAS SAYING TO THE POPE THE OTHER DAY...
"I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons."--
Jan Sterling in ACE IN THE HOLE.
alfredospaella.blogspot.com
"I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons."--
Jan Sterling in ACE IN THE HOLE.
alfredospaella.blogspot.com
A little boy asks his dad : daddy , what's between my mom legs ?
The father answers : the paradise , my son .
The kid asks again : what's between your legs , daddy ?
The father replies : the key for the paradise .
The son says : daddy , an advice , change the lock , our neighbor has a copy.
Thanks Maanie for the this email.
The father answers : the paradise , my son .
The kid asks again : what's between your legs , daddy ?
The father replies : the key for the paradise .
The son says : daddy , an advice , change the lock , our neighbor has a copy.
Thanks Maanie for the this email.
Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today !!
The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
The CD was introduced two years before they were born.
They have always had a...n answering machine.
They have always had cable.
Popcorn has always been microwaved.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard, “Where’s the Beef?”, “I’d walk a mile for a Camel ,” or “de plane, Boss, de plane.”
They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.
amyoops.com
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
The CD was introduced two years before they were born.
They have always had a...n answering machine.
They have always had cable.
Popcorn has always been microwaved.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard, “Where’s the Beef?”, “I’d walk a mile for a Camel ,” or “de plane, Boss, de plane.”
They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.
amyoops.com
The Rent Is Too Damn High Party's Jimmy McMillan at the NY Governor Debate
He is like some kind of evil super villain. I'd vote for him.
yes Sir !
Quote.."Did you watch the debate between candidates for Governor of New York? Did you see the man with, uh, unique facial hair? Who wore gloves the whole time? That's Jimmy McMillan, candidate for the Rent Is 2 Damn High Party."
see the link here tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com
Monday, October 18, 2010
Wayne Rooney declares his intention to walk out on Manchester United
quote"Wayne Rooney has thrown Manchester United's season into a state of turmoil after informing the club he has no plans to sign another contract and intends to find new employers. Rooney's decision is based on serious differences with Sir Alex Ferguson, the Guardian understands, and will be a devastating blow to the supporters who have come to regard him as a talismanic figure in this troubled era under Malcolm Glazer's ownership.
United may have no option now but to sell the England striker, possibly in the January transfer window, rather than risk his transfer valuation dramatically lowering now that he is only 20 months away from becoming a free agent."
guardian.co.uk
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Gil Scott Heron & Brian Jackson- We Almost Lost Detroit- Bridges
QUOTE...'' This is very ironic. This song actually refers to the accident with the Fermi I breeder reactor at Lagoona Beach, 30 miles from Detroit. Detroit survived that accident and did not become the victim of a Chernobyl like catastrophy. Today however, for very different reasons, large parts of Detroit look like if that disaster actually took place."
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
"Metal wires about 10-20 cm long grow from a woman’s body! Childcare worker, Noorsyaidah, from Indonesia, claims metal wires have been growing out of her body for 20 years. Protruding from her chest and belly, they initially kept snapping off and disappearing then, a month later, they grew back and now continue to get longer and longer until Noorsyaidah’s sister trims them."
Metal Wires Growing in Body...
HOLY SHIT..try havin SEX with this lady !
reza.
HOLY SHIT..try havin SEX with this lady !
reza.
"Sarah Burge has been crowned the most plastic lady by “Guinness Book of World Records”. At 49 years old, Sarah has had over 100 cosmetic surgeries, which is apparently the most anyone has cared to admit to, and has spent $850,000 in her quest to turn back time. Formerly, Cindy Jackson was Guinness’s pick for the most plastic surgeries performed on a person."
The most plastic lady !!
i guess after she dies, her body has to be Recycled..!! geee !!
reza.
i guess after she dies, her body has to be Recycled..!! geee !!
reza.
"Omkari Panwar, 70, from India recently became the world’s oldest mum giving birth to twins. “If I am the world’s oldest mother it means nothing to me,” she said. “I just want to see my new babies and care for them while I am still able."
The world’s oldest mum !! at 70 ?? COME ON...thats sick !
first of all, who has sex with a 70 years old..and second, by the time her kids are 10 years old, she will be on medicare herself !! [ if they have that in INDIA ] WTF !!!
reza .
first of all, who has sex with a 70 years old..and second, by the time her kids are 10 years old, she will be on medicare herself !! [ if they have that in INDIA ] WTF !!!
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